If you are attending SC15 this year don't forget the Beowulf Bash -- the best event of the show. While last year's bead throwing SC14 Beowulf Bash parade sets the bar rather high, this year we want to continue creating Beobash history with a mechanical bull riding contest!

While we realize that mechanical bull riding is not the sport of HPC champions, what else can we do, we are in Austin Texas! This is a once in a lifetime chance to drink beer and injure yourself without going to jail or having to explain what happened to your co-workers the next day.

Practice is important: Here is a tip to help you get ready for the event. Stand up. Place cushions on the floor around you. Fall down hard. Repeat. And remember, grip is important.

See y'all in Austin!