You can rest easy. The party that started with warm beer and stale pretzels is back. That's right, the 2014 Beowulf Bash is on the calendar. This year we tried to tone down the flash and mark the 20th anniversary of the Beowulf Cluster with reverence and respect toward Thomas Sterling and Don Becker. We couldn't do it.

You can find all the details, the generous vendors, and the usual snarky invitation here. Pay attention to those footnotes.